The Zen of Grooming: Biscuit’s Poetic Pawspective
So, get this, folks! Spotty decided it was her duty to give me a proper tongue bath! Yeah, I mean, she’s all about hygiene, as you might’ve seen in that…
Author: CattyPuss
Biscuit Unleashed: My Epic Adventure During Jan’s Trip
I gotta clarify right off the bat: it totally wasn’t my fault. Sure, the table took a tumble, the glass top got shattered, and one lamp made a grand entrance…
The Account of My Actions in Jan’s Absence
In the twilight of my feline years, I, Spotty, a reclusive maven of solitude, oft seek refuge in clandestine corners, especially when unfamiliar beings traverse the household terrain or the…
A Whisker-Twitching Fiesta of Flavor – Cat-Man-Doo Dried Bonito Flakes
Purr Rating: 😺😺😺😺😺 Hey there, fellow feline enthusiasts! Biscuit here, your go-to guru for all things purrfectly delightful. Today, I’ve got some exciting news that’s about to send your taste…
Fastidious Feline’s Discourse on the Excellence of Cat-Man-Doo Dried Bonito Flakes
Rating: 😺 😺😺😺😺 In the hallowed realm of feline consumption, where the palates of the discerning whiskered connoisseurs reign supreme, emerges a product of unparalleled excellence – Cat-Man-Doo Dried Bonito…
Baby Biscuit’s Beginnings
In a jiffy, let me tell ya ’bout how I came into this big ol’ world. It was Groundhog Day back in 2019, and that’s when I made my grand…
Biscuit Boasts
Hey, yo! What’s up, humans? I’m Biscuit, the ultimate ruler of this joint! Born on Groundhog Day in 2019, in good ol’ Independence, Missouri. Trouble follows me like a loyal…
A Spotty History
Fellow felines and humans alike, I, Lady Spottica Aurelia, (aka Spotty), doth address thee with great humility, from my abode in the fair City of Kansas. I reside with my…